Well my class last year were more gullible. I told them I was 154, apparently one of them had already guessed that I was. One even had the audacity to claim ' you're so old but your not married, you're weird Miss Milly' Cheeky little so and so.
On paper we’re 29. When we fight though we’re five year olds. I pull her hair she twists my arm and it all ends with a swift kick to the family jewels.