How mods are selected on Guftugu.com

Hangout Humor (Rated G)

5Abi February 15, 2006, 8:03am 1

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the BULLSH!T and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top !!!

The_Curmudgeon February 15, 2006, 12:53pm 2

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^ a formula that has worked in the corporate world for a long time

Samad February 15, 2006, 1:40pm 3

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5abi ji u are a genius

_Lay-D_Honey February 15, 2006, 4:15pm 4

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jandali February 15, 2006, 4:32pm 5

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impressive

General Knowledge questionz abt Pakistan

danial February 15, 2006, 4:56pm 6

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old but still good :k:

bizz February 15, 2006, 5:53pm 7

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have another version of this, still funny :D

HAMLAAA!!

koolkomal February 15, 2006, 11:12pm 8

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arent these supposed 2 b g-rated jokes?

itsme01 February 16, 2006, 12:50am 9

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yes they are., request mods to make a 'C'-Rated Jokes section

koolkomal February 16, 2006, 12:52am 10

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5Abi June 17, 2006, 12:09pm 11

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lussi’s thread in feedback inspoired me to revive

fghd June 17, 2006, 12:10pm 12

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Ass Kicking

ehsan June 17, 2006, 12:39pm 13

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^ 5abi jee you were a mod once, so you must know how you got there.

sac June 17, 2006, 6:29pm 14

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AQ June 18, 2006, 1:50am 15

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but i guess he did Taubatun Nasooh and immediately was first taken off from the chair and then was banned too

bao_bihari June 18, 2006, 5:04pm 16

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Prince_Ali June 19, 2006, 10:15am 17

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lol :D

5Abi June 19, 2006, 9:26pm 18

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hahahhaa and no one knows more about that situation than Ehsan bhai :halo:

choro yaar jaanay do, raat mukki baat mukki

maihu_don June 20, 2006, 3:17am 19

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