How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb 4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner ‘Bulb Accomplished’ 7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally ‘in the dark’ the whole time 8. One to viciously smear No. 7 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Good stuff, but the Bush Administration never got anywhere by thinking small; they would need at least a few more people than ten.
One to claim that changing the light bulb is a necessary response to 9/11.
One to explain why switching to a more efficient light bulb design would be bad for the American economy.
And, of course, Condi Rice to stand in complete darkness while praising all the light that is being generated.
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What happens after 4 years, our memory gets erased? Sorry, I'm not that old (yet). If the court did not have a conservative majority, Gore would have been president and your war on Islam would never had begun.
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Just saw on cnn. Bush takes responsibility for Katrina. Time for all the republitards to put as much distance as possible from Bush. The damage has been done.
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Hey dopey that is what responsible adults do...unlike "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" or they do not let people like OBL escape when they have a chance to get him. Now all of you dem-assess can start rejoicing but your bitch Hillary is not going to win in 08.
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Big difference Kaleem that rebulikkkans can't seem to grasp. Clinton lied about a blow job (which as a sitting president he should never been asked) and this irresponsible adult (alcoholic and drugs until he was 40) hasn't taken responsiblity (until now) for anything - like starting a war based on lies - and other things that have caused the death and misery of thousands.
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Seminole, lets see “I never inhaled” reminds you of someone? Inaction in Bosnia got thousabnds butchered by Milosovic (sp?). Inability or laziness of not taking care of OBL when he was just a little pipsqueek cost billions of dollars and thousands of lives.
Look I am not going to sit here and say that Bush is doing a great job, clearly he is not. He has shown that he is incapable of understanding the finer points of international politics and leadership…that does not mean that I will support a Dem-ass (read Dumbass).
