How many Guppies does it take to change a lightbulb?

fair_balance · July 30, 2004, 9:06pm

1 - Guppy to post “How to Change the Lightbulb”.
2 - Guppy to say that use google and do a research before posintg a question.
14- Guppy to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
3 - Guppy to say that how changing the lightbulb has changed their life.
11- Guppy To reply to each experiences with 2 smilies.
3- Guppy to point out that it is “Haram” to Change the bulb.
7- Guppy to post Hadith in favour of it.
3- Guppy to say that “Take your Head out of Mullah’s Ass…If it is broken it needs to be changed”.
6- Guppy to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
2- Guppy industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”.
4 - Guppy know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct.
2 - Guppy complain that post belongs to “Lighting Section” and not in “General”.
1 - Mod to argue that the guy who posted is an asshole so it will go to Cafe .
1 - Mod to argue that “NO..he is my friend..Dont insult him by moving it to cafe”.
1- Mod to move it to the Lighting section.
7- Guppy to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant in “General”.
16- Guppy to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7- Guppy to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4- Guppy to cut & paste above replies and post it on another forum like Hallagulla.com
9- Gupppy To quote all the above post, quote them in their entirety and add “Me too” thus making whole post unreadable.
5 - Guppy To say that they have the best brand lightbulb and accuse the rest of promoting American brand of lightbulbs.
19 - Guppy to say that all the above accusers are either Indian or Americans.
5 - Guppy to say that since we are Arab decendent we should use Arab bulb. Anyone using American or Indian bulb in Kaafir and will burn in Hell.
1- forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

lastknightess · July 30, 2004, 9:10pm

I remeber when a dear ol guppy friend Chatahai posted the same question and another dear ol guppy replied..."2 guppies...one to fix the bulb and another to check agar Chaltahai ya nahin Chaltahai"

Man that reply still makes me smile :D

system · July 30, 2004, 9:11pm

hahahaha..this might be the funniest thing you ever posted. THanks Sheen.

fair_balance · July 30, 2004, 9:17pm

funguy · July 30, 2004, 10:05pm

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Originally posted by Matsui: *
hahahaha..this might be the funniest thing you ever posted. **THanks Sheen.*
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hahahaha

M · July 30, 2004, 10:15pm

:hehe:

fair_&_balance you should have made this Joke of the day

Femme_Fatale · July 30, 2004, 11:27pm

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*Originally posted by Matsui: *
hahahaha..this might be the funniest thing you ever posted. THanks Sheen.
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hahaha

Dopey · July 31, 2004, 12:48am

How many Shrinks does it take to change a light bulb?
One....but it's very expensive, takes a very long time, and the bulb must be willing to change.

Arvind · July 31, 2004, 12:01pm

F & B,

Hats off for the originality even though I might have to go out and buy one (hat that is).

ghuLail · July 31, 2004, 2:50pm

hear hear. our very own gupshup prophet.

Code_Red · July 31, 2004, 5:54pm

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by lastknightess: *
I remeber when a dear ol guppy friend Chatahai posted the same question and another dear ol guppy replied..."2 guppies...one to fix the bulb and another to check agar Chaltahai ya nahin Chaltahai"

Man that reply still makes me smile :D
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:rotfl"

hiccup · July 31, 2004, 6:48pm

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*Originally posted by Matsui: *
hahahaha..this might be the funniest thing you ever posted. THanks Sheen.
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lol

fair_balance · February 6, 2006, 7:19pm