How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: Forget it. It’s too nice out to change a bulbs.

Border Collie: I’ll do it. I’ll also rewire the house.

Greyhound: Who cares? It isn’t moving.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Labrador Retriever: Oh, me! Me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change it!

German Shepherd: I’ll do it after I finish patrolling the house.

Tibetan Terrier: Let that border collie do it.

Jack Russel: I’m too busy bouncing off the walls.

Dalmation: Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Repeat

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I don’t need light to pee on the carpet.

Doberman: While it’s dark, I’m gonna sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my aqueaky toys in the dark.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there!

Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I don’t see a light bulb.

Poodle: I’ll do it when my nails dry.

Rottweiler: Make me.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Hound Dog: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Cat: How long will it be before I can expect light?

omg! :rotfl: smart cat!