As the resident mullah, I hereby issue a fatwa on kissing. It is Haram (with a capital H, aur H ki awaz halaq se niklay gi - Halway ki terha) for desis and should be avoided at all costs. No matter how cozy you are sitting with your spouse, all snuggled up, looking into each other’s eyes, right before you enter the no-return zone, DISTRACT DISTRACT! As a first measure, start thinking about something else…like my avatar.
And remember, big brother is watching you.
