Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
First tell me what you call a Men ? :s
Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
First tell me what you call a Men ? :s
Re: how EMM “met” all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
unn say pooch kar bataouN gi…aisey may sharam atti hai ![]()
Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
Sharam ??? umm... aisi cheezain bhi aati hain kia ? :s
main nay to socha tha k sharam khud hi sharmaa kar bhaag jati hogi :-p
Unn say Kinn say Konn say ? brows up
Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
Unn say Kinn say Konn say ? brows up
aisi bateiN na poocha karien....barray BOORHAY keh gayein hain kay aisi bateiN poochnay say BANDAy ki TIND jaldi ho jaya karti hai :D
Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
Hamm say bara koi boorha nai, I am 92 now, and am fit with all hairs and teeth, so no worry for me, you juz tell me...
Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
apnay sajjay paasay daykhein :D
Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
After searching Punjab Dictionary,... I looked at right side of me, its same as left side, what u wanna show me ? :s
Re: how EMM “met” all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
now look at ur left side ![]()
Re: how EMM “met” all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
Meri bari bhi ane wali hai :love:
Re: how EMM “met” all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
Dada Abbaa- sajjey khabbey dekh ke ooper neechey bhi dekh lena ![]()
:halo:
Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
main kia yahan sirf idhar udhar daikhnay aaya hoon ? :s
Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
nahi aap kuch aur karna chahtey hain tu kar lein :s
Re: how EMM “met” all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
Decent^Munda: Decent Munda aik number ka dhoukkay baaz! Look at his avatar and his name and then LQQK at his own picture (such a dhoukkay baaz). Anyways, we start flooding together from one of janwar’s thread called “Hum Tum” in which I guess guys and girls were suppose to fight with each other (I never got the idea behind that thread that’s y I just went on with my own flow)
I was actually bugging some other guppies that he just popped in saying,*** “ yahaN fun ho raha hai ya phaday…oyee cool down no harsh words!”*** For me I think it was first time seeing him and I posted asking “aap koun?” He said, “Taya jaan”. For some reason that time I had a bad habit of calling every guy on café Mamoo (bad influence of that movie munna bhai MBBS). So, I went on and called him Mamooo (smack). Then in a same thread I went on and made a scene of some guppies like this:
“woh daykhou wouh daykhou…innocent smile, decent munda, danial shah, jaaan lewa, imranq (o hoo aik aur jin uss ka naam zehan may nahee aa raha…oh yaaad agaya) shoaib akhtar sand box](Data Singapore - Toto SGP - Data SGP - Result Singapore) may baithay kaisey khel rahein hain…awwwnnnhhhh shooo cuuuuute ![]()
*(After 2 minutes)…shoaib akhtar start crying…mummy nay paas jaa kar deykha aur poocha: 'Bettta kiya huwa hai?’ tou jawab milla, **"Mummy its not my fault, i couldnt hold it long enough! " :crying: ***
rest of the kids, danial shah, decent munda, innocent smile, jaan lewaa and imranq got of screaming that*…“look sand box is getting wet! eeeewwwwwwww shoibi stinks” eeewwwwwww":eek: ***
This started it all! I asked his age and it struck me hard knowing he is younger than me. (hahaha) I was like damn no more Mamoo (bummer) but he started to call me KhaLa. I still kept on bugging him the same way as I used to. I was still calling him mamoo UNTIL I saw his pic in gallery! (eeeK)
That’s when I felt that Americans will end up going to Mars in near future. Masha’allah kudrat kay kaam aur miracles (subhanallah). I had no words for him accept DHOUKKAY BAAZ! (pissed) All that time he was decieiving my poor and innocent intentions. I was like damn you should have given me at least one single clue that you got mooncheiN on your face (hadd haaii bhai haad haai
MooncheiN… seen a lot but the kind DM has….I am out of words. Masha’allah itni taiz mooncheiN rakhee huwi haiN, seems like he sharpen them everyday by using sarsouN ka oil and special Hair Gel to make them AKKRI AKKRI.
DM I sure feel bad for your nieces and nephews who had to go through the torture of being kissed by u and poked by your mooncheiN. If I think optimistically, your mounch can be very useful u know. You sure can deceive some gundas of your galli by acting like one. I don’t know how your voice sounds like but if you have BHARAK BHARAK wali awaz then you are aik dum set. (nahee nahee mazaqk kay ilawah)
But one thing I was concerend about was that since he has his moocheiN heavier than his weight…agar DM apni mounchouN ko side sai maroorta hai ( u know how thakkur people do in movies)..im afraid he might end up makeing KALA BAAZI of his own
(think about it, if any of you didnt get it :p)
So, from that day I start calling him* “moochouN wallay uncle”* knowing he is younger than me but sure looks older than me…so I have every possible right to call him uncle. Our flooding rate with each got less and less because he got busy with some stuff. But he is sure among one of those guppies who I started to flood.
I enjoyed every single moment that we spent on flooding together…and am willing to do once more all flooders together just like we started off! :hug:
MoonchouN walay uncle your recent pic is aik dum jhakaaaasss!! Chukk kay rakh chiknay! :jhanda:
p.s now u better find a moonchouN wala avatar :bailan:
Re: how EMM “met” all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
hahahahahahah Evili no words 4 u sweeto itna kuch tumne keh diya its enough ![]()
ab tum bach ke rehna ![]()
aur woh shobi wali baat kya yad dila di yar ![]()
2 choti wali larki ![]()
Re: how EMM “met” all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
buss yaar DM …old guppies are gone…shobi, lewoo…i miss them…![]()
Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
bus ajainge ager unhen apne doston ki parwa hogi to :(
Re: how EMM “met” all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
mai houN na abhi bhi ![]()
aa jayeiN geiN
fikr not! ![]()
Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
Nicely written :)
Re: how EMM "met" all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
JL kahan hai imranq bechari udas bethi hai :p
SHikraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kahan gayab ho pai jaan :(
Re: how EMM “met” all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)
ooo mai sadqay jaouN, waari jaouN,…shikk kay paas paas jaouN…kidaaN miyaaN jee:hug:
arsa huwa soorat hi nahee waikhi tuadddiii ![]()