how EMM "met" all the guppies of GS?!?

Re: how EMM “met” all the guppies of CAFE?!? (better read it!!)

JonyBr: Wuss up Maa’Ma!? No, this is not our famous Jony Brother (cartoon) style of saying Wuss up Maa’Ma, infact I am callin him Mamoo (in Punjabi). He sure dreams on becoming and acting like our hero Jony surrounded by beautiful women and always by chance getting hit by one of them ( by hit I mean Punch on a face…sheesshhh

So, I guess EMM is the one who tried to punch him too (no I am not making it up…snoootyyy). I start picking on him because of his Shakal…o’ gustakhi maaf..i meant to say his Avatar and chaand sa chehra. I looked at his avatar and thought to myself…WOOAAA eekkk will he be able to get a woman in his life? Is he married? Aren’t his children afraid of him? Does he have a wife who scares her kids by saying,** “chup kar kay baith jaou warna daddy baba aa jaye ga”** (LOL). All these things popped all of a sudden in my mind just by looking once at his avatar

I figured no matter what I should be respectful to him regardless of how he looks like. So, I started to call him Uncle Jony (piyaar and adab say) and like always looked every possible way to bug him. To my surprise he turned out to be one of the funniest uncle on GS. The way he mock…(LOL) made me realize this dude got brains big time, which made him my target

Any thread he would open, I would jump and try to say things to annoy him. I remember he opened one thread called, **“ Dubai Guppies”…(**hahah) I got on his nerves in that thread ( well I think I did). At that time he was flying to Dubai and was asking guppies for their ** jawaani may tou bohut khoobsurat thay…magar abb kiyah huwa? (LOL)