So my right hand basically spent around an hour going in an out of Lake Ontario (I was paddling a boat), and after a shower and washing my hands with soap a couple of times it still smells of the damned lake.
I don’t know what goes in there but hellllp me 
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hmm.. maybe time to bring out the gay stuff like… papaya and orange smelling hand lotion by body shop.. or strawberry, banana and mango hand scrub…
im sure u’ll be able to find a nice lady who will be willing to offer such heavenly smelling creams to u :halo:
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Hug a skunk you'll forget Ontario in no time. Plus it's un-islamic to use your right hand for anything un-islamic such as deriving pleasure out of a paddle boat.
A question that warrants attention. What the heck were you doing with your rght hand if it was a paddle boat?
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^ I was thinking about the same thing.. what were you doing with your hands anyway.
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Mad scientist forget about what those up there have to say.... I would just like to thank you for opening a thread with nothing to do with pregnancy and breastfeeding.
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^^ LD you didnt know MS was pregnant.
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Maddy, wash your nose
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MS, everybody knows Lake Ontario smells. You shouldn't even swim in it or else you will turn green. Use something really strong, like Oceanus soap/hand lotion from The Body Shop or any strong, scented lotion on your hands. It will go away in a few days. By the way, wait for a month or two and then smell the lake.
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ditto!!!
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The instructor said to grip the paddle an inch above the blade. But when you’re trying to paddle fast and your hand is that close to the blade, a lot of the time it end up going under the water and getting wet.
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Oh you mean the oar paddle, I am sorry I thought the paddle boat (the one with the feet). Take sailing much more fun. Speacially on the lake it is different, if you do make sure you learn it on a boat with fixed keel, not the drop board.
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or wash the foot maybe 
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washing your hands with tomato juice might get rid of the smell...
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Wash with a concoction of three parts vinigar to one part olive oil add salt pepper and a couple of cloves of crush garlic.
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no, no, no, it's 2 oz of vodka, clamato and the salt & pepper goes on the rim.....
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Maddy, you're such an attention seeker
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Im afraid madam that your advice is flawed… if he uses alcohol (even in the form of something sophisticated as a Clamato cocktail) he will break his wuzu and will have to jump right back into lake Ontario to do it again.
I would also like to add that you ommitted the dash of Tabasco and Worcester sauce…
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Just one hand and you are jumping up and down???
Ever went to Niagara Falls/Cave of the winds??? I did, and was entirely soaked with the same waters of this great lake!
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Cut those daym hands off 
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