How do you get points?

Maulvisahib · July 13, 2004, 5:00pm

I like to know and also like to know how many points I have so far. And also how many points do I need before somebody will kick my cute TUSH out of here.

So, If use a

1- “A” word, how many points will I get.
2- “B” word, How many points
3- “C” word
4- “D” word
4- “E” word, (well Can’t think of any, but I sure somebody will invent one).
5- “F” word
6- “G” word
7- “H” word
8- “I” word, I think we need to invent one
9- “L” word
10- “M” word
11- “P” word
12- “S” word
13 “R” word
14- “X” word

How about volume discounts? if I use “F” word 5 times, would I get a discount and only get charged for 3 words. How about If I use “A” word once and "F"word 3 times and “D” word 2 times. Should I not bother to come back here? How about “G” word, or “L” word or maybe “S” word. How many times am I allowed to use them in ONE POST. Can I combine “F” word with “M” word and still stay alive or I should always use “F” with “P”. I am so confused, please somebody help me who had experienced this once or may more than once. I’ll promise I’ll give you my special TOTKA, which will be good for P,F, and X.

Please Don’t ban me,
A Confused Maulvi.

Madhanee · July 13, 2004, 5:11pm

I see you need help in E and I.

Femme_Fatale · July 13, 2004, 5:12pm

What x word?

Madhanee · July 13, 2004, 5:15pm

Xenofaction, meaning screwing exchange students. For example, Matsui is the biggest Xenofecter I have ever met.

Maulvisahib · July 13, 2004, 5:18pm

FF, you know the word, I am not saying it.

Yaar Madhanee, E is easy but I is very Irritated, what do you think about O?

Madhanee · July 13, 2004, 5:24pm

Maulvi yaar, I is not irritating if you took appropriate courses in your Intermediate college. Ogle it hard and you may spot an orgasm.

Maulvisahib · July 13, 2004, 5:34pm

But Yaar Madhanee, With too much of O you can get Y east I nfection and that can make U I rritating. You don't need to go to college to learn this. You can learn this in school.

You ever think about why M has three legs with middle one is shorter than two outer ones.

PyariCgudia · July 14, 2004, 1:32am

anyone have some extra brandy? If so, please give it to this guy.

Muslim_Queen · July 14, 2004, 1:36am

^spice it up with some.....venin..

Maulvisahib · July 14, 2004, 1:18pm

PG, That's how you talk to your elders, shame on you. Next time you talk to me please make sure you take that cigerate out of your mouth.

Keya Hu Geya hay Aaj kul kay buchoon koo.

Maulvisahib · July 14, 2004, 7:03pm

C'mon Mods, give me some points. I am begging, I promised I'll do your Nikkah, or Khuttuna or Bismillah free if you give me some points.