how do you differentiate between a pakistani and an indian?

[Miss_Noland]

@queer

i miss moin.ul.atiq. he is your man on this topic. but since he is busy with his physics laboratory in multan, i’ll try to summarize his findings.

there are three methods available to us.

1. first and less intrusive method - hold a light meter next to said person’s face. pakistani chehras have noor, indian ones dont. (this method is often employed to identify indian spies in pakistan, especially if their shalwar’s naara is too tight.)

2. this is a more friendly test. with your index finger, poke subject in left buttock. if your finger hits bone in the first inch or two, definitely indian. if your fist has vanished and still no sign of bone, definitely pakistani. the downside to this test is the large ambiguity in the test space. this test is usually administered in crowded desi gatherings.

3. genetic test. devised by colonel imam. kinda expensive, but 99.9% foolproof. look at subject’s nose-hair under a microscope. pakistanis chromosomes line up to spell “Allah”, especially around azan time. indian chromosomes look like dollar signs, monkeys, and sometimes rats.

hope this helps you in your noble endeavor, farrah.

LMAO!!!

Farrah- You really can’t a lot of times because we are such a diverse group of people. You can find black and white people and everything in between. Most Punjabis (Pakistani or Indian) look the same since they both are typically North Indid (Indo-Aryan) in features. Other than that, Pashtuns and Baloch a lot of times have sort of Mongoloid or Iranid Features and are typically light in complexion compared to most North Indians AND Pakistanis. Karachites usually look like other north Indians (Delhi, Jaipur, Laknow, Gujurat, etc), it is a mere generalization though. There are millions of Afghan/Pashtuns residing in Karachi alone. South Indians tend to be darker and have more Veddoid (almost Australoid)features.

P.S. People never know what I am. Nobody has ever guessed me to be a Pakistani or Indian. It’s always something crazy like Latina, Central Asian, Persian, Turk, or Mediterranean.