HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
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*You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
*sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the
*chips and dip coming.
*-- Alan, age 10
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*No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry.
*God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re
*stuck with.
*-- Kristen, age 10
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*WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
*Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
*then.
*-- Camille, age 10
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*HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
*You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the
*same kids.
*-- Derrick, age 8
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*WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
*Both don’t want any more kids.
*-- Lori, age 8
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*WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
*Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each
*other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
*-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
*On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets
*them interested enough to go for a second date.
*-- Martin, age 10
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*WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
*I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers
*and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
*-- Craig, age 9
*WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
*When they’re rich.
*-- Pam, age 7
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*The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
*that.
*- - Curt, age 7
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*The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them
*and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
*-- Howard, age 8
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*IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
*It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone
*to clean up after them.
*-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
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*HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
*There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
*-- Kelvin, age 8
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*And the #1 Favorite is…
*HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
*Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
*-- Ricky, age 10
