I have been with people who do not know when to ‘turn off’ the jokes and the worst thing is I havent got a very good fake laugh, I havent got one period :no:
So how do you tell them to shush on their crappy jokes
you laugh for a the first couple of times dil rakhnay ke liyay, and then when they are really on a roll and you can't stand it you say "hansNa tha?" and laugh at them for cracking the lame joke :D
A software engineer (not me) went to his CEO and asked for Core i7 Processor, 8G ram, Nvidia latest graphics card and 1T of HDD.
The ceo replied, I can offer you more. Why don't you come at 12 and leave office at 4. My car wold pick you up and drop you at home and you can use my cabin as your office.
Simple, you tell them something like Zobia does to me…“shuker kero mera mood ajeebsa hay nahi to abhi batati tumhain!! ”
And those whom I dislike I do not avoid them, infact i do try to befriends with them. Agger kissi ko avoid kerna hi hay to bhaye jaan aap nay dosti hi kiu ki thi…Ya phir aap uss banday ke saath hi kiu ho…
A fake smile is hard to practice, and a fake humour. For example: If someone pulls up a joke upon me when I am not in the mood. (heh..as if) I usually look at them and smile. And some how they understand that they did that at the wrong place at the wrong time.