You know sometimes you are in a social situations and all of sudden your eyes get teary. How do you wipe your tears without other people thinking you are a *****?
- Wipe them away
- Spray axe body spray around yourself
- Punch a wall
- Lift some weights
With this 4 step process, you should be able to do something as ~emasculating as wiping away tears while still retaining your masculinity. You’re welcome.
**Jub Aankh hi se na tapka
tu phir Lahoo kia hai
No! you let em run 
**
there ain’t No shame in that!
Take a deep breath and wipe it away with a sleeve.
Take advantage of the following facts:
No makeup rubbing off on your sleeve.. Tadaaa!
No mascara running through your face
Who in their right frame of mind would demean you for shedding a tear or two?
There’s nothing wrong in undergoing a sensitive moment but I figure there’s a long way to go before the “masculine” catch on to this.
Yo people. Put yourself in OP’s shoe. He is still in middle school, and you know there can be a dozen reasons why a middle teenage would cry. From bullying to non-invitation in a weekend party to slapped in public by a childhood sweetheart. Its hard to cry in front of one’s own locker room.
Koi gal nai bachay, abhi ishq ke imtahan aur bhi hen. Or as Molana Zardari says, Is tarah to hota hai istarah ke kamon men. Better prep up for wuts thrown ahead
his robotic sex slave/gf 
Boompatakha, I don’t think there are many social situations in which you would get teary-eyed.
Funerals? Yes. That would be acceptable. The wedding of a very near and dear one such as a sister, for example? Sure. That’s acceptable, too. Graduation of loved one? Sure. A situation in which you learn of the suffering or loss of an individual or a group? That is fine as well. Perhaps being moved by a khutba to tears (yes, it can happen)…that’s okay, too.
But for the far more common social events, I doubt that your eyes will be welling up. It’s okay to be a guy and get misty-eyed. So long as it isn’t excessive. A lil bit of vulnerability can even be attractive.
You carry a bottle of** Visine drops , **and go through the motion of putting eye drops 
Or just feign a sneeze and people will hopefully assume it’s just allergies.
Some of you guys are sexist as hell, no wonder so many have mental diseases and stuff, I have seen grown men who are more men than many here can dream to be, cry like babies. When Kamaya cheated on Justin he was wailing. One of my renter who was a big guy was sobbing when i asked for rent as his wife ditched him and the children. This manning up and all that kind of jazz comes from a position of weakness and insecurities, best way to go forward is gender neutral.
Mard bun Razia, Mard bun. Bobby1 na bun
Do you do number 3 when upset? 
Human and animal can only do #1 or #2.
Oh wait, we are talking about that list?
Thank you bobby1.
Holy’s dingdong is not 5’4" in size but well it was close to your eye, so you would know better #winkwink
Bobby1 nobody can challenge your knowledge about the size of ahm and what condom manufacturers are doing. Ofcourse you must be a part of their quality assurance testing. Were they using guyz on you or machines?
Sorry Holy and most guppies here are very naive in this matter so you must share the experience in as much detail as possible
No, I do number 2
You call em tears, i call em eye sweat 
AAfcurse bobby darling we all know you are more interested in virgin boyz.
PS: Which forum does your wife go to complain about her husband’s lack of mardangi?