How do I get my guppies

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after reading lajo's post, i'm ashamed i suggested rams and kribs. instead, i respectfully recommend a taveez on the male guppy's gonopodium, and some aab-e-zam-zam at 1:1000 dilution. this will solve the problem and also guarantee your pets entry to the guppy pond in jannat al firdaus.

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get them arried.. After few months of excitement they will not do any reproduction activities.

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but i havent even started yet!!! :cb: :blush:

:rotfl:

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cant the vets do that… err..
Thingy … that they do to the cat and dogs ? :aq:

Why dont you sell them - make some money
while your guppies are having fun :smokin:

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^ It's called getting them neutered.

And might I suggest we get the guppies in Life1 the same treatment. They get a little dodgy in there sometimes, I secretly read some threads. :]

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She is talking about fish...Where did Life1 come into the picture?

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you are too young and innocent to remember the corner room.

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She's talking about guppies. ;]

Fraudz, the corner room is still here, just under a different name. Sure, it's moderated... but with a serious tone, you can get away with discussing just about anything. :>

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:smack: “guppies”! get it…guppies?
some people are just too old to have a sense of humor :stuck_out_tongue:

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Show them some totey ! That will be a fascinating new activity for guppies.

I heard James Bhand has some decent totey.

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^ :rotfl: first let MMH explain the totay’s. :halo:

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OMG....you people are so bad.

when I brought up James Bhaand's totay....I really meant totay.....not the totay that you guys took it to mean.

in this thread I am talking about fish.......specifically Fancy Guppies......

queer,

What are kribs and rams?

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Allah who?

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and another thing....

why are they only producing females???

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both kribs and rams are relatively common dwarf cichlids - pretty and interesting fellas. your local fish store should be able to get you a pair. here’s a pic of a female krib i had a couple of yrs ago, guarding her clutch.

http://gim.gupshup.org/gal/H/krib_spawn1803_9231857.JPG

as for only females, its probably that the fry are too tiny to show male coloration, that only comes about when they are a few months old.

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oh if you were in a village you could have taken the female fish to some fish pir who could help.

but in the west I dunno.

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queer,

They are more than a few months old. I better check the water quality......their growth may be stunted because of that.

But then again...if they are going to become cichlid food....who cares what colour they are or if they are males or females.

I'll have to find some nice cichlids.....want some with colour and personality....

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Teach the females to say, "I have a headache", or dress them up in little orthopedic granny-like underwear. That should kill most of it.....

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:cb:

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:rotfl: :rotfl: