How do I get my guppies

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The Oscar will eat the baby guppies.......the natural way to fix the problem.

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biological birth control - show them Roman's photo. safe and natural.

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It worked! My whole purpose of posting here today (a conspiracy coproduced with upper echelons of GS management and hence Muzna and Fraudia were unware of it) was to fish out (no pun) the old leecher guppie lurkers (again no pun). And look who showed up! I’ll take my trophy now **:hooray:

**Half dozen more posts and I bet ya gandee gobi will be here wanting to a devdaasi..sort of. :halo:

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maybe mix some birth control pills with the food?

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:rolleyes:

tsk, tsk, tsk…poor Roman.

The entire thread was bait…and I, not you, planted it.

queer…now that you are here…

seriously dude…what should I do? I can’t use the photo of Roman…it’s hard enough for me to look at it…how could I do that to those poor, innocent, bezubans?

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once you have enough guppies in a tank, there'll be enough of them in there to eat up their own fry. unless you separate the young or have lots of plants and hiding places, they wouldnt really increase in number.

an oscar would eat all your guppies - fry and adult up, for appetizers. plus he'd need a 100 gallon tank before you know it.

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queer, why do I get the feeling that you’re not talking about fish anymore? :halo:

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i dont know, it could be senile dementia?

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arent’s you like 60 some years too young for that? :confused:

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abay chup, not only has she been around, she has given me an earful about my arrogance, just cuz I pointed out that desis need to bathe more often, buy civilized clothing, wash their clothes, and use deodorant.

god forbid if I had started talking about keeping their homes clean, and not using their gardens as junk yards, then i may have been called a firaun :smiley:

PS: queer is your trophy? hmmmmm

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Roman's problem is he doesn't know what he likes better; packing queer up or smoking him down.

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he meant you.

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queer,

I had no idea that Oscars grow that fast.
Can you recommend some other species that will do the same job as the Oscar but not grow as quickly? I guess I'll just have to give up the pretty tails.
The tank is pretty small....only 20 gallons.

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^ cats?

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:rotfl:

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i'd say a pair of kribs or rams would do the job nicely in a 20 gallon.

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nerd alert
queer talks to his fish.

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Since when did they become your guppies? They belong to Allah :swt: and to them is their return…And shame on you to stop them from reproducing…

As for males fighting, well, mardangi bhi to dikhani hai?

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lajjo

but how can u stand this open fahashi and bay hayayi, they need to have proper nikah and all. Swinging guppies just dont work, haraam haraam

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That is for Allah :swt: to decide…Who is she to stop them from procreating and creating more guppies…Doesn’t she know? The more the merrier…

As for the Nikah, I think she is qualified enough to perform that herself…It doesn’t have to be Fahashi if she doesn’t want it…