How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

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I just wanna appear pious without actually doing anything real. Any tips?

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

Grow beard, have tasbeeh in hand, musalah on ur shoulders and carry lota around!

sincerely yours,
Ms. Captain Loti

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

whats "namaz ka ghutta"

is it teh prayer mark on the forehead?
if so I suggest you iron a small patch on yours

when the burned skin renews itself ...

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

That's good thinking. You'll also land many rishtas...seems molvi types are in demand. : D

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

That’s so f-ed up. Atleast Luxury Item is honest about his areligiousness - don’t take any tips from him LI - you stay the proud devil you are. :devil:

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

but if LI doesnt do it nobody will marrry him and he will have to spend his life making his own chappattis

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

LI doesn't eat chapatis. He's one of those pedantic perfectionist types who has carrot juice for breakfast and doesn't consume sugars or carbs of any sort, so he's better off being alone forever and ever.

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

Oh, thats ok then

but he will need a good lady wife to buy him his carrots and put them in the fridge

Cat lady, you make Li out to be bugs bunny

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

and you make men sound like incapable twats - can't he buy his own carrots?

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

Cat Lady what are you trying to imply

That they can?

How very remarkable

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

a good idea. i was thinking of putting an artificial mehrab on my forehead. ;)

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

lekin woh ‘noor’ kahan se laao gee chehray pe? :stuck_out_tongue:

mun-mai-bulb-jalanay se kuchh nahi ho ga :hehe:

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

You don’t need that ghutta. Just grow beard and keep your “Nazren Neechi” that’s it. You’ll appear pious and “thoda bahut noor bhi ajaega” :hehe:

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

people like me will believe the mehrab only ... will not find the noor.

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Re: How do I get a fake namaz ka ghutta?

take a panga with a black guy, when he puches you int the forehead u'd get a big black spot, after a few days when the swelling reduces you'd have exactly what you want.

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