See..........you are too centralized in your thinking or I should say you are a very serious personality.
Your description indicate what is called "Situational Depression" and is a very common form of depression but not the kind that requires professional help.
WOW, "Dr" nightVison, you made such a detailed diagnosis from a few lines on a thread in a forum; impressive. Dr, is that a bona-fide medical term or something you have just plucked out of thin air?
Of course I didn't believe you were literal in your advice as it was obvious that it was meant in humour, but frankly, right now, I am not in a humourous mood.
This is a serious thread asking for sincere advice. It starts off with someone making a joke and then three pages later, people are still responding to your joke and thread has been diverted from it's purpose.
I can take a joke as well as the next guy, but there's a time and a place and this is neither..