me> hey dad
dad> jee putter !
me> dad, i have a friend - girl, and i would like you and mom meet her family. They are coming to Pakistan in few days.
dad> ki kayaa ? apni maan nu bulaa ... vey _____ di amaa kithey aaan !
me> in demagh socha (waar gayaa)
mom> teeno saadhey utey shaak aye.. teeno sharam nahi aye... kya aasi maar gey siii.. k tuun khud pasand kar li .. looki keen kehn gey.. parh likh k ganwaya ...
dad- mom> (dad) oooey howey.. kuch nahi hoya.. tuun apna rola pa laya waah ..(mom) kyun nahi hoya.. sharam nahi aaai is ko yeh baat karte hain . .. kon hai woh sugaaat .. us ki bi boothi chaandoon....
me> sir neechey, ankhein neechey - paaon kanmp rahey hain - dil dharak raha hai
dad> kon hain - kab ana hia unhoon ney pak, phone no hai?
me> jee dad
dad> theak hai mil laite hain - sirf ik baat kehni hai "mein un k khandaan ko dekhoon ga, ager hamharey sey match karte hain tu koi masla nahi"..
ami> chup & ansoo
me> oki dad, me going to gym - took car keys and drive away.
rest is the history !
lolzzz gud1!!!