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some more:
A Dalit goes to the dentist and has a cavity filled. After the work, the Dalit asks how much he owes, and the dentist says, "No, no...I would never charge a poor Chandalla." The Dalit thanks him and leaves.
The next day, when the dentist gets into the office, he finds a basket full of fruits waiting for him.
Then a Muslim mullah visits the dentist and has some work done. Afterwards, he asks the dentist what he owes him, and he says, "Oh, no, of course I wouldn't charge a faithful follower of Allah!" He thanks him and leaves.
The next day, when the dentist arrives in his office, he finds a nice plate of well-cooked biriani a Muslim delicacy ] waiting for him.
A Brahmin visits the dentist for a checkup and a filling. When all is done, he asks the dentist what he owes him, and the dentist says, "Oh, no, I would never charge a Brahmin!" The Brahmin thanks the dentist and leaves.
The next day, when the dentist gets to his office, he finds.....four other Brahmins waiting for him!
A Christian is egged on by his friends to enter a Brahmanic temple which normally forbids non-Hindus from entry. After some convincing, he agrees. Once inside, he is pestered by a Brahmin for some `donations.'
"Leave me alone ! I am an Isai Christian ] !" shouts the Christian.
The Brahmin, unwilling to let go of some fast money, then replies, "What, to save ten rupees you convert your faith ?"
Once, three men were stranded on an island due to a shipwreck - a Ghati, a Tamil Dalit and a Brahmin. After living on the island for more than a year, one of them finds a bottle. They open it, and out comes a genie. The genie then says, I am grateful for you to have released me from my captivity of more than a thousand years. Now I grant each of you one and only one wish.' The Ghati then says,I want to go back to Mumbai, and live as a Bollywood film actor in a posh house! and the Ghati instantly finds himself in Mumbai, living in a posh house as a film actor. The Tamil Dalit says, I wish to return to Madras, and live amongst my own people again !' and he instantly finds him in Madras. The Brahmin then says,I am a bit lonely now, so I wish that my other two friends come back.
A Pandu went to the butcher, pointed at a piece of beef and said, I want that piece of fish there!' But that is beef!' replied the butcher.
Scoffed the Pandu, `I don't care what the fish is called, just give it to me!'
A Brahmin and a Rajput have a theological debate. The Rajput extolls his Saka (Scythian) heritage and debates for some length on the supremacy of the Sun and hence the need for Sun-worship. The Vaidik Brahmin listens to his words, and finally replies,
"The Sun is not as powerful as you think, indeed it is of even less power than the Moon," said the Brahmin. Astonished, the Rajput askied,
"How can that be ?", to which the Brahmin replied,
"The Moon shines at night, when it is needed. The Sun shines only during the day, when there is no need of it at all!"
Man says: Did you hear about the New Brahmin sports car?
Woman says: no.
Man: It stops on a coin and picks it up too !!
A witty Brahmin use to tease his wife, for reasons rumoured to be related to a dowry case. She bore him four children. "Good-bye, mother of four!" he would shout to his wife when leaving for office. One day, the Brahmini replied, "Tata, father of two!" and the witty Panditji stopped his joke.
It is said that once Rajaji Gopalachari, Brahmin separatist, was engaged in a debate with an Englishman. The Englishman said, "Look here, now. We have invested a lot of money in this country. We have built railroads, established universities, dug mines and built cities. Do you seriously want us to pack up baggage and luggage and leave India?" Rajaji said, "No, please leave bag and baggage behind."
Mr. Kailash Dikshit, who belonged to a very prominent Brahmin family, was a Hindi and Sanskrit teacher of KDM school, Mathura. Whenever he wanted the windows to be opened, he would say, Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in!' At other times, he would say,Open the doors of the window, let the Air Force come in.' Once, he was very angry with a girl student. You, meet me behind the class!' he shouted at her. Once, he shouted at angrily at a boy who interrupted his conversation with a beautiful girl student,I talk, she talk, why you middle talk?'
Q: Why are a Brahmin's nostrils big?' Because the air is free'
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Q: How long does a Brahmini remain a virgin?' As long as she runs faster than her father and brother!'
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Q: Why do many Brahmins refuse to buy fridges ?' Because they refuse to believe that the light goes off when they shut the door'
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Q: How to confuse a brahmin?' Put him in a round room and tell him to search for the corner.'
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"Philosopher, Orator, Apostle, Legislator, Conqueror of Ideas, Restorer of Rational beliefs.... The founder of twenty terrestrial empires and of one spiritual empire that is Muhammad. As regards all standards by which human greatness may be measured, we may well ask, is there any man greater than he?"
Andhra Ji; don’t forget that those dummies ruled you for centuries
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and they still rule you heart, soul and mind thats why you are here on pak.org, to tell them that “hum sab hain hinduistani”
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“Philosopher, Orator, Apostle, Legislator, Conqueror of Ideas, Restorer of Rational beliefs… The founder of twenty terrestrial empires and of one spiritual empire that is Muhammad. As regards all standards by which human greatness may be measured, we may well ask, is there any man greater than he?”
BOOYAH!
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I heard this joke and it made me think of Andhra and his debating skills
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I heard this joke and it made me think of Andhra and his debating skills <<<
“Think” of my debating skills ? Rajput Bhai, “think”
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Anyway know something about your Saka (Scythian) heritage!!
Satavahanas were the ones who stopped your people from running south India over!!
And they were Brahmins!!!
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Have fun!!!
P.S. Funny how people at one time thought it was cool to be a Brahmin.
The inscriptions of Satavahana Kings read like, "I am Satavahana, the First Brahmin!! "
and on you justification skills , this one fits so wll Andhra
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"Brahmin and a Rajput share the same compartment in a train. Early in the morning the Brahmin chants a loud mantra, which angers a Rajput who is trying to continue sleeping. He asks the Brahmin,
“Hey, Pandoo slang for Pandit ], why do you keep shouting ?”
“It keeps elephants away,” replied the Brahmin.
“But there are no elephants here for thosands of miles. Besides, no elephant could ever get into this train,” said the Rajput.
“See how effective it is.”
have fun…
“Philosopher, Orator, Apostle, Legislator, Conqueror of Ideas, Restorer of Rational beliefs… The founder of twenty terrestrial empires and of one spiritual empire that is Muhammad. As regards all standards by which human greatness may be measured, we may well ask, is there any man greater than he?”
Well secret_obsession what you should think about is ARE THERE ANY ELEPHANTS THERE?
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So the Brahmin was right!!
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I knew you would say that.
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“Philosopher, Orator, Apostle, Legislator, Conqueror of Ideas, Restorer of Rational beliefs… The founder of twenty terrestrial empires and of one spiritual empire that is Muhammad. As regards all standards by which human greatness may be measured, we may well ask, is there any man greater than he?”
good joke secret
“Think” of my debating skills ? Rajput Bhai, “think”<<
Oh Panditjee, not all of us are lost in our dreams, someones got to step up to think and act
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Anyway know something about your Saka (Scythian) heritage!!
Satavahanas were the ones who stopped your people from running south India over!!
And they were Brahmins!!!
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Have fun!!!<<
And what century BC was that??
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living in the past when the present and future are Saka-fied
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P.S. Funny how people at one time thought it was cool to be a Brahmin.
The inscriptions of Satavahana Kings read like, "I am Satavahana, the First Brahmin!! "<<
Its still cool to be a Brahmin just like its cool to be a Mullah
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In fairness Brahmins do have that egghead factor working for them
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The eyelids of a Rajputs eyes are lowered only in death.