I absolutely love my complexion in the winter time, however right when spring/summer rolls around I start to get darker…Is there any way that we can keep our winter complexions in the summer??? I’m sure alot of girls on here love their winter complexions as well… Is lathering up in sunblock the only way?
Re: How Can We Keep Our Winter Complexions this Summer???
Want to be as white as Michael Jackson? Try the following routine, guaranteed results!!!
Before you sleep gently apply industrial strength bleach with a cotton wool ball all over your face, don't worry if it stings a bit... or a lot...
On waking wash your face and apply a thick layer of sunblock mixed with any skin whitening cream from Pakistan, the higher the steroid content the better!
Avoid sunlight at all costs, infact its better if you pretend you're a vampire, everyone knows vampires are sexy...
You probably won't be able to go out anyway after a few months of this regime because you have will have a severe Vit D deficiency and rickets!
Results: Deathly pale skin!!
Note: I can't be held responsible for any adverse effects of this regime :)