get a burlap sack and 12 alley cats, then put the lady in the burap sack, add the cats, carefully close the sack and then gently beat the sack with a 2X4 for a 30 seconds, whenever you see movement in teh sack slow down, add another couple of whacks...
she will be lakri ki tarah seedhi after that.
PS: yeah yeah I dont respect elderly and all..bad bad haram haram.whats new. respect is earned not demanded
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That'll scare anyone into being "seedha." But the thought of touching mangy alley cats.....eeeewww! Well, where there's a will, there's a way. Hire someone to do it! Hire a hitman who specializes in correction of wayward mother-in-laws. Pay him a reasonable amount, and he won't squeal a word. Oh the movies, gotta love em!