How can I win my saasu maas heart?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That'll scare anyone into being "seedha." But the thought of touching mangy alley cats.....eeeewww! Well, where there's a will, there's a way. Hire someone to do it! Hire a hitman who specializes in correction of wayward mother-in-laws. Pay him a reasonable amount, and he won't squeal a word. Oh the movies, gotta love em!