How can I be like Mr Fraudia ?

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Re: How can I be like Mr Fraudia ?

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I have been a member here since 1999…and during this time I have come across numerous posts by Fraudz (on different forums) and also have read some of his journal postings. And I have concluded the following - He is quite simply the** “Perfect Human Being”**, somebody who just cannot put a foot wrong.

• Want advice on Career - He is there to tell you how he did it and how it worked great for him. If you are looking for a job, he will offer to tap into his vast network to help you (regardless of your industry)
  -Want advice on Family Problems/Domestic Issues/Travel/Shopping/etc related stuff - Fraudz will tell you what he did in the given situation and how it worked great.
  -From his posts I can tell that he is the Perfect Dad to his 2 kids and also a Perfect husband .
  -He is the ideal employee at the work place (as is evident from some of his journal postings).
  -He donates time/money for Charitable causes.
  -He stocks stuff(Grocery etc) for Emergency Situations(as we found out in the “Lal Masjid Thread”).
  -He does not park in the parking spots marked for Disabled Individuals (even when he was legally allowed to do so)
  -He is the epitome of Hygiene (for example he jestfully wonders why there are no ads for deodorants in Pak)
  …so on and so forth.

I wonder how it feels to do the right thing, 100% of the time.

The above post is not meant to be sarcastic. I seriously think Fraudz is perfect and that everybody should strive to be like him. The only person who comes close to the Fraudz’s perfection is Faisal.(More on that some other time).

Wow, sucking up has risen to a whole new level. Pucker up buttercup. And Fraudia’s response? Humble preening. How appropriate!

Sheesh! What a lovefest. Bring me controversy! Where is Roman and Matsui when you need them? This thread is so sweet, I may need insulin…