How can I be like Mr Fraudia ?

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I have been a member here since 1999…and during this time I have come across numerous posts by Fraudz (on different forums) and also have read some of his journal postings. And I have concluded the following - He is quite simply the** “Perfect Human Being”**, somebody who just cannot put a foot wrong.

  • Want advice on Career - He is there to tell you how he did it and how it worked great for him. If you are looking for a job, he will offer to tap into his vast network to help you (regardless of your industry)
    -Want advice on Family Problems/Domestic Issues/Travel/Shopping/etc related stuff - Fraudz will tell you what he did in the given situation and how it worked great.
    -From his posts I can tell that he is the Perfect Dad to his 2 kids and also a Perfect husband .
    -He is the ideal employee at the work place (as is evident from some of his journal postings).
    -He donates time/money for Charitable causes.
    -He stocks stuff(Grocery etc) for Emergency Situations(as we found out in the “Lal Masjid Thread”).
    -He does not park in the parking spots marked for Disabled Individuals (even when he was legally allowed to do so)
    -He is the epitome of Hygiene (for example he jestfully wonders why there are no ads for deodorants in Pak)
    …so on and so forth.

I wonder how it feels to do the right thing, 100% of the time.

The above post is not meant to be sarcastic. I seriously think Fraudz is perfect and that everybody should strive to be like him. The only person who comes close to the Fraudz’s perfection is Faisal.(More on that some other time).

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Re: How can I be like Mr Fraudia ?

:cb:

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…:nono3: aaiseyy naheen kehtay

( hain kawankaar kuuch , nazar aatay hain kuch )

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i think the word is Kawaakib (plural of Kokab → star)

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Hes one man gang - we are proud of him.. u cannot escape his prowness of writing - and writing fast like X2.. hes a champ - the epitome of righteness.. ocean of knowledge - the information highway

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peer ji se bayt ho jaao....

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Some1 and Fraudia, go get a room. :rolleyes:

~♥♥♥~I think I am in ♥ Love ~♥♥♥~ .........
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** “Perfect Human Being”**, somebody who just cannot put a foot wrong.

first of all nobody is perfect in this world at least nowadays:naraz:

second …mr.fraudia hey kon:bummer:?

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Some1 give up..you can't go there..just try really hard..maybe you can be a shadow of it..but no exactly.

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His nickname is nobody

Paindoo list...
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definately a multi nik or Mr. Fraudia or just sipmly a psycho stalker

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.... just wanted to add MashaAllah :-)

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In a perfect world everyone would drive a Mercedes. He drives something less conspicous...:p

So he aint perfect. Sorry to say this pal, gurl, whoever u are, no1 is perfect. Its how an individual grooms himself.

Waisay if you take taweez from pir sahib himself, he will truly help u out, & make u a better pir than himself. Who knows, perhaps u would be revered someday, by some1.

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Re: How can I be like Mr Fraudia ?

** How can I be like Fraudz ? **

Plastic Surgery…Go for It.:k:

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^ :rotfl:

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:rotfl: he is not saying abt shapes :cb: but about character :smack:

What Color are you wearing Today!!!!
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:slight_smile:

really, such wit!

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Re: How can I be like Mr Fraudia ?

only if he’s 6’3" as well :k:

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someone I did not expect this from you, I thought you knew me enough from posting such inaccurate garbage. :smilestar:

see, this is where you are wrong…

I am NOT a Perfect Human Being

perfect, perhaps but not a human being

for someone who has read my posts in all forums

and read my journal entries

you missed one small detail (see attention to detail is something that i do very well too;) )

I am not a human being

I am an alien..kinda like superman :dhimpak:

check my profile, location is atlantis

now think..

atlantis was a highly evolved joint that sunk down

so the ppl must have gone somewhere

they went to outerspace..duhh

I have been sent as an emissary of the atlantis race to see what you human ass clowns have been doing to OUR planet.

how else can someone live in atlantis…obviously must have highly evolved technology to be able to do so.

Also did you for a minute bother to think how I can live among you humans in Chicago, yet maintain my permanent residence in atlantis..I must have a way to get there..back and forth quickly because sadly these american humans only give 4 weeks of vacation.

you also forgot to check another clue I had left in my alldost profile…my vacation home..unclaimed sector of antartica…why would I be there, what would i be doing..again as I said looking at what you humans have done to MY planet with these greenhouse emission gases, so I am tracking the speed at which all the ice is melting to see when earth gets rid of the pesky human problem :shoaby:

I do some good in my free time. The 2 minutes and 45 seconds that I spend getting from chicago to atlantis are kinda dull, so practising voodoo accupuncture I heal people, u know someday when you are really sick and you just nap and wake up better??..ME!!!.. damn it, you thankless species. :bash:

so quit striving to be like me, you will never get there, :mocking: but you may want to strive and save this planet and dont repeat the mistakes that atlantis did tens of thousands of years ago.

The only way you can become somewhat similar is through a very extensive process for which I must acquire materials BlingBling1, jagmag2, and Vroomroar3… known to you humans as diamonds, gold and ferraris. please sell all your belongings and paypal me the proceeds. Once I have accumulated enough reserves of blingbling1, jagmag2, and vroomroar3, through voodoo accupuncture techniques, I would convert you to a perfect-ish human being. still not the same as the pir from atlantis, but more evolved than the mere homosapiens, you will become a homosuperior, or maybe just a superior homo.

dua Goh

Pir From Atlantis
Fraudia

PS: faisal will never admit it, he is an alien too, he is the man from Uranus.

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lol.. superior homo :rotfl: