…she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
…she thought a quarterback was a refund.
…she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
…she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
…she thought General Motors was in the army.
…she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
…she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
…under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics.”
…she tried to drown a fish.
…she tripped over a cordless phone.
…she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate.
…at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put Sagittarius.
…she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
…it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
…she studied for a blood test-and failed.
…she sold the car for gas money!
…when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
…she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
…when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
…when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left,"she turned around and went home.
“By Allah I long to escape the prison of my ego and lose myself in the mountains and deserts , these sad and lonely people tire me” —Rumi