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He is the only man who has never been compared to the man Eve could have married.
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He had no in-laws to drop in.
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There were no Jones for him to keep up with.
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There were no credit cards OR shopping centers.
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He never had his dinner interrupted by what her inlaws has done.
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He got away with wearing a simple wardrobe.
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He never had to shovel snow!
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If he had gone bald, who would have known that wasn’t normal.
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There was no “standard weight and height” tables - and the word FAT
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When God asked “Adam, where are you?” He replied, “The woman you gave me is reading the map.”

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