How Adam had it easy...

  1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man Eve could have married.

  2. He had no in-laws to drop in.

  3. There were no Jones for him to keep up with.

  4. There were no credit cards OR shopping centers.

  5. He never had his dinner interrupted by what her inlaws has done.

  6. He got away with wearing a simple wardrobe.

  7. He never had to shovel snow!

  8. If he had gone bald, who would have known that wasn’t normal.

  9. There was no “standard weight and height” tables - and the word FAT
    meant good.

  10. When God asked “Adam, where are you?” He replied, “The woman you gave me is reading the map.” :bummer:

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