How a hero becomes zero

smooth_guy · January 15, 2003, 3:21pm

A man was in New York’s central park, when a dog went
wild and attacked a Young boy.

The man was able to grab the dog by the neck,
pulling it off the boy and > choking it to death.
A reporter for the NY times comes to interview him,
congratulating him on his act of heroism.

He suggests the headline:
New Yorker saves the life of a young boy!
“But,” the man told him, “I’m not from NY.”
Ok, then how about: American hero saves the day.
“But,” the man told him, “I’m not American”.
Then, where are you from? asked the reporter.
“I’m from Pakistan,” the man answered.

The next day the headlines read:

MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK. FBI
INVESTIGATING

POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA

ayman · January 15, 2003, 9:06pm

tru :k:

but i dont like these animal cruelty jokes

Dj_Aqua · January 18, 2003, 11:04pm

:)

Impulse · January 20, 2003, 1:36pm

:rotfl" this is so funny and so true

Naazi · January 20, 2003, 1:53pm

HAHAHA!
Nice one!

Capricorn · January 20, 2003, 2:49pm

:)

arifnawaz1 · January 20, 2003, 4:45pm

Nice :k:

batameez · January 22, 2003, 12:15am

NeSCio · January 22, 2003, 11:45am

:D

Xara · January 22, 2003, 12:58pm

old but gold :biggrin: