How 2 identify da City of Pakistan by observin a Street Brawl........

**Scenario 1 **
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.

You are in Peshawar !

**Scenario 2 **

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That’s Rawalpindi !

**Scenario 3 **

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.

Quetta !

**Scenario 4 **

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chaii/lassi stall —

That’s anywhere in Lahore!

**Scenario 5 **

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start to figure out an algorithm to solve the fight, without actually getting involved; making sure they earn a lot of foreign currency for the state

Then you are in Islamabad !

**Scenario 6 **
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and then a fourth and then the fifth and so on … And without knowing the reason they start beating both the guys and says “Bahot dino baad haath dhone ko mila”

That’s Karachi of course !

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