how 2 annoy ur parents

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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**How To Annoy Your Parents **
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
Join Hell’s Angels by mail.
Redecorate your garage.
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Bury your fathers car. Tell your him the dog did it.
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
Climb a sidewalk.
Donate your brother’s body to science.
Have your cat bronzed.
Hot wax the bottoms of your brother’s dress shoes.
Learn to type…with your toes.
Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
Mow your carpet.
Paint your home…day-glo orange.
Pinstripe your driveway.
Plant a shoe.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
Ride a loaf of bread.
See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
Speak in acronyms.
Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
Take your sofa for a walk.
Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
Wax the ceiling.
:hoonh: :hoonh:

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Re: how 2 annoy ur parents

is it supposed to be a joke ?

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well it will b 1 when somebody does 1 of these things:)

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I did that (a long time ago, of course).

Now I have to sleep on the bed I created with my own hands.

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::biggthumb

good ole memories

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hehe…

and bizz still hasnt replied:hoonh: :hoonh: :hoonh:

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I am here naa :hug:
(sorry was watching King Kong, still not finished yet)

:rotfl: @ the… (is it joke or something else, tell me so I can finish my sentence)

Its funny though :woho:

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king kong?isnt that about some giant monkey or gorilla?

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^ its about romantic story between a Gorilla and a Giraffe

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Yah, I haven’t seen the giant monkey yet… :woho:
You didn’t tell me if that thing above was a joke :barbie:

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its not a joke yet-until somebody does 1 of them-wait-actually 1 has been done(plant ur shoe)but i didnt do it-my friend did-shes 3 yr younger than me-she never found her shoe again

:hoonh:

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:rotfl:
now what was I saying… yah, :rotfl: @ the joke (when its done :stuck_out_tongue: )
Good ideas, how many have you done so far?

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i have played houdini a long time ago.....

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hahah.. :rotfl:

these are hilarious..good job kk!

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:biggthumb