An Irish had a near death experience when he went horseback riding the
other day. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out
of control. He tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.
Just when things could not possibly get worse, his foot got caught in the
stirrup. When this happened, he fell head first to the ground. His head
continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as he was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart
manager happened to walk by and unplug the ride.