2 girls in train.
1 girl: tmhen kaisa husband chahiye ?
Reply: Mujhy to crorepati husband chahiye 
Girl: crorepati na mila to 
Reply: to 50 lac k 2 chalenge 
Girl: agr woh b na milay to ?
Reply: to 25 lac k 4 chalenge 
Uper berth pay betha larka:
Jab yeh 1000 pay pohanch jaye to mujhy jaga dena plz 
