Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.What did they named them?
They named them as ‘Jo-Hua’, ‘So-Hua’
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear
Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai
