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Four men went golfing one day. Once on the
course, three of them
headed to the first tee and the fourth went into
the clubhouse
to take care of the bill.

The three men started talking, bragging about
their sons.

The first man told the others, “My son is a
homebuilder and he
is so successful that he gave a friend a new home
for free.”

The second man said, “My son was a car salesman
and now he owns
a multi-line dealership. He’s so successful that
he gave a friend
a new Mercedes, all the extras.”

The third man, not wanting to be outdone,
bragged, “My son is a
stockbroker and he’s doing so well that he gave
his friend an
entire stock portfolio.”

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few
minutes of
taking care of business. The first man mentioned,
“We are just talking
about our sons. How is yours doing?” The fourth
man replied, “Well, my
son
is gay and dances in a gay bar.”

The three friends looked down at the grass and
sniggered.

The fourth man carried on, "Admittedly I’m not
totally thrilled about the
dancing job, but he must be doing pretty good.
His last three boyfriends
gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a
stock portfolio.

l:hehe:l

:k:

:biggrin:

:)

;)

:hehe: now it’ll be much easier for people to read :stuck_out_tongue:

Four men went golfing one day. Once on the course, three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, “My son is a homebuilder and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free.” The second man said, “My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He’s so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, all the extras.” The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, “My son is a stockbroker and he’s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio.” The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, “We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?” The fourth man replied, “Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar.” The three friends looked down at the grass and sniggered. The fourth man carried on, "Admittedly I’m not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing pretty good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio.