A sailor and a pirate are regaling each other with their adventures at the high seas. the sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye-patch.
Curious, the seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg leg?”
The pirate replies, “I was swept overboard, and a shark bit me leg off.”
“what about the hook?”
“boarding an enemy ship” says the pirate. “one of their men cut me hand clean off”
“incredible!” says the sailor. “And how did you get the eye patch?”
“A seagull dropping fell into me eye” replies the pirate.
“You lost your eye because of a seagull?”
“Well” says the pirate, “it was me first day with the hook…”
lagta hai kisi ko pasand naheee aayaa.... 37 views and no reply.. :(
Lateefa to accha hai :k: but english bohat mushkil hai…sir ghoom jata hai perh ker…:rotato:
That was a SERIOUSLY PAINFUL joke..... After reading the last line, I was like OHHHH S***T!!!!!!
^ ditto :~)
tahir saab: game hai aap ki bhi :k:
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