Honey!!! You are.....

Sadie’s husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night.

One night, Jake comes to and motions for her to come closer. He says, “My Sadie, you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what, Sadie?”

“What Dear?” she asked gently.

“I think you’re bad luck.”

Lo kar lo gil :k: :slight_smile:

lol

:hehe:

:confused: this joke MIGHT BE comical but it is completelt bebunyaad as i believe you create your own good or bad luck so its no good blaming it on others.

lets take it in turns, the guy got fired, not his wife’s fault but his he must’ve done something which he was not obliged to do so his FAULT.

secondly his business failed his FAULT not his wife’s he mighten have managed his business properly, payed proper attention to financial matters etc there are mnay reasons for businesses failing. therfore HIS FAULT.

thirdly he got shot, something we all dream wouldn’t happen to us in reality if it did it wasn’t his or his wife’s fault but it happened because of the culprits stupidness, y shoot people eh or maybe they had a score to settle that we’ll never know of

i don’t want to give u the rest of the explanantion as the writing is there on the wall for u to read its common sense work it out your self.

SO MY DEAR FRIEND salman_2you this isn’t a joke after all its just misleading.

:rotfl"

Good one yaar.

lolzzzz

aik page par do do jokes!
wah wah... :D

^whoa buddy
ease up on life would you…in case u didnt notice this is the Joke forum and we join in to make the darker sides of life seem more comical and thus a lil lighter to bear!

Salman: what happened?? sallu with an od joke :stuck_out_tongue:

:hehe:

Men are like this!

i was joking guys chillll out i'm chilled and refering to what the above person said all men are like this well my dear i am not like all the other men i was trying to do something so unique which no one has done before or practised on a joke's forum

ok chill bajiiiiiiiii thats if ur a female(presuming from your picture) and older than me

^ Good for you!

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*Originally posted by khekasha: *
Men are like this!
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Women are like that!

:D

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*Originally posted by dream: *
ok chill bajiiiiiiiii thats if ur a female(presuming from your picture) and older than me
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Waisay Allama dream yeh o theek hay kay larki hay magar yeh batao kay tumharay aur us kay avatar ko compare karo tu umer (age) tumhari us kay abba kay baraber lagti hay

:D

lol :smack: :hehe:

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*Originally posted by salman_2you: *

Waisay Allama dream yeh o theek hay kay larki hay magar yeh batao kay tumharay aur us kay avatar ko compare karo tu umer (age) tumhari us kay abba kay baraber lagti hay

:D
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Right on Salman!

^Hey, I stand for justice, but won't sit without a laugh :D

:hehe:

mai bhi to yahi keh rahi hoon

aiwaeen baji…i turned 19 just 5 days ago :disgust: :slight_smile:

AND sallu..my ABBA is a lot more smarter then the icon :nahnah: