There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a
private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of
the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following
conversation ensues:
“Hello?”
“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
“Yes.”
“Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just
saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy
it?”
“What’s the price?”
“Only $1,500.00.”
“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”
“Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
2003 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman,
and he gave me a really good price… and since we need to
exchange the BMW that we bought last year…”
“What price did he quote you?”
“Only $60,000…”
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
“Great! But before we hang up, there’s something else…”
“What?”
“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank
account and… I stopped by the real estate agent this morning
and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area,
beachfront property…”
“How much are they asking?”
“Only $450,000 - a magnificent price… and I see that we have
that much in the bank to cover…”
“Well, then just go ahead and buy it.”
“OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
“Bye…I do too…”
The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, and raises his hand
while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
“Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
- smack *
not funny
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