a monk went up to the high priest and said “Father I have sinned for I have
been drinking alchol”
so the high priest says “go and drink the holy water” .
Then a second monk goes up to the high priest and says “father I have sinned
for I have been smoking”
so the high priest says "Go and drink the holy water "
Then a third monk goes up to the high priest and says “father I have sinned
I have pissed in the holy water!”