Sherlock Holmes and Watson go on a well deserved vacation to the woods for some nice camping. After a fulfilled day of fun fun fun (!) outdoor activities, they eat some foot longs, roast some marshmallows and go to sleep in their tent. In the middle of the night, Watson’s awaken by Holmes:
“My dear Watson, look at the sky, at the stars… What do you think when you look at such splendor?”
Watson still drowsy and slightly confused looks at the sky and ponders carefully:
“My, Holmes, what is not to think! Philosophically speaking, the vastness and infinite beauty of the universe only puts us in perspective; we seem to be only an infinitely minute parcel of life lost in a sea of emptiness.
- Yes, ‘tis true, but what else Watson?
- Well… Astronomically speaking, there seems to be convergence of Orion to the eastern skies, leaving a 3 degree shift.
- And…?
- Hmmm… Astrologically speaking, Venus is in Cancer
- Yes. That is all?
- Theologically speaking, ‘tis easy to imagine the greatness of the Lord on such magnificence. Temporally speaking, it’s about 2h15. And meteorologically speaking, I forecast mostly sunny skies tomorrow…”
Watson, tired of all these questions, looks at Holmes and asks:
“What about you, Holmes? What do you think?”
Holmes puts his hand to his chin, glances at the night sky and turns towards his sidekick:
“Well… HOLY CRAP WATSON!!! SOMEONE STOLE OUR TENT!!!”
Man sleeping in a tent can be real romantic
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