since girls were making fun of guys, here’s something 
It was a dark, stormy, night. John was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
A Brigadier stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous John snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out “Sir, Good Evening, Sir!”
The Brigadier, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said “Good evening soldier, nice night, isnt it?" Well it wasnt a nice night, but John wasnt going to disagree with the Brigadier, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!". The Brigadier continued, "You know theres something about a stormy night that I find soothing, its really relaxing. Dont you agree?”
John didn`t agree, but then John was just a soldier, and responded “Sir, Yes Sir!”
The Brigadier, pointing at the dog, “This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train.”
John glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said “Sir, Yes Sir!”
The Brigadier continued “I got this dog for my wife.”
John simply said “Good trade Sir!”
why would GIRLS admit it’s funny 
