Hit The Lawyer

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking
down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a
priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the
truck driver picks him up. While they were driving, the driver
sees a lawyer, and swerves to hit him. But then he remembered he
had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on the road, but
he heard a loud ‘thump’ anyway. So the driver turns to the
priest and says “Please forgive me.” and the priest said, “You
didn’t hit the lawyer, but that’s OK, I got him with the door.”

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ooo, ho , hooo

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allah ka lakh lakh shukar hay ke main qanoon nahin computers parh raha hoon ..

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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ahahaha

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving
to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe
trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is winning