Why aren’t you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate?
The registration of the car that ran him over!
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Speaking Latin!
