Hindustan puts nuclear plants on alert

I am sure that extremest establishment member has hidden that Nuclear bomb somewhere under his chaaarpiee … right? and as soon as the LeT guys will come to pick it up he will go like

“o munney kee amma … o munney kee amma …zara 2 cup chie bana doo aur zara to charpiee k nechey say nuclear bomb bhee la doo. Aur uss ka trigger/codes munney k skool k bastey main hain wo bhee laitey aana”

oh my god …end of world !