. Hindu-tourist in Islamabad!

An indian tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Islamabad found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn’t control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Islamabad police official approached him, “Hey, What do you think you’re doing here?”

Indian tourist: “Sorry I have to Pee”

Police : “No PP here okay ? Follow me.”

The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.

Police: “PP here… and have a nice day”.

Indian tourist : “Oh Sir, … that’s very nice of you, is this pakistani courtesy?”

Police: “No…this is The Indian Embassy!”


hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

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Life is like a piano — what you get out of it,
Depends on how you play it.

hahaha

hehehehehe

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Pyaar Bhi Zindagi Ki Tarah Hota Hay.
Hur Mor Asan Nahin Hota, Hur Mor Pay Khushi Nahin Milti;
Pur Jub Hum Zindagi Ka Saath Nahin Chortay To Pyaar Ka Saath Kyon Chorayn

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LOL!!!

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Heheheheheheh excellent!


All things cometh to HE who waiteth.
As long as HE worketh hard while HE waiteth!!

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Good

Hum Khush Hoye.

I really liked this one haha

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Hum Khush Hoye.
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Mission Accoplished...

Lol

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LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Mar gaye hans hans ke!!!

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thanks


hummay tum say pyar kitna :)yae hum nahe jantay:)

LOL!

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~~Khud ko yun mahsur kar baithi hun apni zaat mein
manzilain charon taraf hai rasta koee nahin~
~

hahaha that was hillarious!!

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“Stress is when your mouth says yes and your gut says no.”

lol…ehehehe PP … no PP in isb for long

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Kitna rooka ye nain mager
Tayree hee taraf hur baar gaeey

did u call me

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thanks 4 all

who call u proud pakistani