*Benign…what u be after ur eight
*Bacteria…Back door to cafeteria
*Barium…what u do with dead folks
*Cesarean section…a neighborhood in Rome
*Catscan…searching for the cat
*Pap Smear…A fatherhood test
*Colic…A sheep dog
*Coma…a punctuation mark
*Impotent…Distingiushed, well-known
*Nitrates…Cheaper than day rates
*Outpatient…a person who fainted
*Node…I knew it
*Morbid…A higher offer than I bid
*Labor pain…getting hurt at work
*Fibula…a small lie
*Fester…Quicker than someone else
*Hangnail…what u hang ur coat on
*Hospital…the biggest building in town
*Cauterize…made eye contact with her
*D&C…where Washington lies
*Enema…not a friend
*Pelvis…second cousin to Elvis
*Terminal illness…getting sick at the train station
*Varicose…near by
*Urine…opposite of mine
*Post operative…a letter carrier
*Secretion…hiding something
*Seizure…Roman emperor who lived in the Cesarean section
*Tumor…more than one
this was funny as I I live amongst red necks hehehehe!
glad u enjoyed it alibeta