Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices
that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are there so
many clocks here. St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a
person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock
ticks off one-second.
St. Peter explains that one clock has never moved because it belonged to
mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole life. The next clock
belonged to Abraham Lincoln and since he only told two lies his whole
life, only two seconds had clicked. Hillary asks, “Where is Bill’s
clock?” St. Peter says, “Bill’s clock is upstairs in Jesus’ office. He’s
using it as a ceiling fan.”