Hillary went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased and that she is in great shape – except for one slight problem – she was pregnant!
Hillary told the doctor there was no way, but the doctor insisted that she most definitely was a month pregnant.
Well, Hillary stormed out of the office and went to the receptionist desk, grabbed took the phone and called the White House.
When the operator answered she said that it was Hillary and that she wanted to talk to Bill right away. Well they rang the oval office and Bill answered.
Hillary started screaming: "Do you know what you did you lousy jerk. You got me pregnant!!!
President Clinton remained completely silent.
At the top of her lungs, Hillary shouted, “DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SEX FIEND? YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!!”
Finally, Bill Clinton quietly asked: “Who is this???”