hila ke rakh dein ge hum

saltanat-e-PA ne hamari saltanat ki hudood main ek parinday ka shikar karnay ki juraat ke hai.
hum enit ka juwad pathar say dein ge:mad:!!

hum un ki gaye marein ge:mad:..hum khoon ka hisaab lein ge

Sibahiyoo jang ki tayari karo:aj:

:shikra: unki sari bakriyan utha lao .. koi bachnay na paye

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

Huzoor a wala sipahee to saray kay saray bairoon a mulk ja chukay dollar key talash main behtar hay kay aap churioon kay shikar key ijazat marhamat farma dain unko.

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

aalam panah.. gehre saans laying
aap to hildaine wali baat kar rahay hain.. par aap khud hil kyun rahay hain.? :confused:

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

alam pana…ap itna josh me na ein

bus apne joota sungadin sab haar mane per majboor ho jange:rotfl:

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

Alam panah, laanat bhaijne ki ijaazat ho to kuch arz karoon

pehle decide ker laik ke ga'ye maraain ge yaa bakriyaan uthaa'ain gai

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

^ :rotfl: haha.

lagta hai abhi tak hil rahay hain aalam panah..!

mera mashwar bakriayaan uthain woh mahngee hoti hain.

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

^ aur english bhi bolti hain..!!

yaqeen nahee aata..

unse khud pooch keh dekh lo..

what month comes after april.? :halo:

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

ALAM PANA…humare jane jiger jane dil…itna ghusa theek nahi apke saht ke lie…ap bethe hum abhi dekhte hein ke kon ghustakh hee woh :shikra:

:aq: aisa kab hua aur kyun kar hua??

:mad: jao , hamasi hukumat say madad talab karo..yeh jang zaroor hogi

:mad: namakool dekh nahi sakhtay hum ghusay main hai!!

:shikra: aap ka rukh-e-roshan dekh kar hum apna ghussa bhool gae

waisay aapmazak acha karti hain

:snooty: hum gaye bhi marein ge aur bakriyaan bhi uthaein ge

:mad: un ko bhi pata chalna chahiye ke hum say dhushmani ka anjaam kya hota hai

:hmmm: yeh to humein aap ko kehna chahiye

:aq: kya ap bhi ab jang pe jaein ge?? waisay hum aisa nahi chahte .aap apni khabgah main jaiye aur singhar kee jiye

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

sipahiyo flooder ko ultah latkayah jei darakht se :smokin2:

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

aap humara itna khial kerte hein humse itni mohabat kerte hein tu hum apke lie shaheeed ho sakte hein :shikra:

aur dekhe abhi bhi aap hume mehfooz rakhan chahte hein :shikra: :blush:

:aj: sipahiyooo !! pakro isay..yehi hai jis ne os mazloom parinday ka shikar kar ke humein lalkara hai

is ko utha ke le chalo aur yeh bhi koi bakri say kam nahi hai:shikra:

hum bhi kya karein ,hum say ab koi nikah karna nahi chahta:shikra:

aap ko khonay ka hum tasawur bhi nahi kar saktay ab

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

tobah hai itna funny thread:omg:

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

tu kahye na ke hum apki savbse akhri sabse khubsoorat aur sabse haseen aur sabse mohabat kerne wali malka he :shikra:

Mate u gay or sthg.? :smokin:

:blush: abhi ruk jaiye .. humein hamlay ke tayari karney dejiye

:shikra: hamara to pata nahi magar aap humein Gaye zaroor maloom hote hain

:snooty: hadh main rehiye!! hum badshah hain

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KHAAAMOOOSSSHHHHHH!!! chachooo

himat he jurat tumhari…

humare aalii jaah se ase bat kerne ki…
thaaakkhlliiyaaa!! werna sir qalam ker wa denge ik jhatke me:aj:

azam g :shikra:

Re: hila ke rakh dein ge hum

^:omg::omg: thats is sooo hilarious!!