A man walking on the beach in California and thinking in his heart that
“O GOd I been so good and obedient so as a reward you should grant me a wish so that I can wish for whatever I want”
and all of a sudden the clouds move aside and a loud voice booms
“okay you got your wish, ask Me what you want and you will be granted”
The man says please build me a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I can drive there whenever I want to.
The God says " Do you have any idea how much cement, concrete and steel I gonna need to fill this big ocean just to make the bridge, ofcourse I can do it but ask me something which will further glorify me"
the man thinks and thinks for a long time and then he says okay okay here is another one " Help me understand women, how she thinks? when she is thinking and I ask her, what she is thinking she says Nothing what is this “nothing”,and why she is so obsessed with shoes, and why…
— wo wo wo ( the God interrupts ) You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge.
[Sultan]
[This message has been edited by SSultan (edited September 04, 2000).]