Ek din Mr. Fraudia devon street ke pakistani resturant main gaye our chai ka order dia. Jab chai ayee tu us main 8,9 chamach cheeni daali our mix keye baghair hi peeni shoro kardi. Waiter ye sab dekh raha tha, us se raha na gaya our wo qareeb akar bola
*’ Janaaab ! shaid aap chamach hilana bhool gaye hain’ *
Mr. Fraudia : *'Abey bewaqoof insaan, kia koi shareef admi itni meethi chai pee sakta hia ? *
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Mr & Mrs Shikra ek din bohat khushgawar mood main bethey batain kar rahey the
Mrs Shikra : tum mujhe se kitna payar kartey ho ? 
Mr. Shikra : Main ? ummm devanoo ki tarha !
Mrs Shikra : Acha agar main na rahoon tu phir kia hoga
Mr Shikra : main pagal ho jaoon gaa
Mrs Shikra : tum dosri shaadi nahi karo gay ???
Mr. Shikra : ummm ab pagaloon ka pata, kab kia karain ? 
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Khuch saal pehley phatma sarak par kharey ek police waley ke paas gayee
'Aap policeman hain ? '
Wo bola : *Haan beta *
Mujhey ammi ne kaha hai jab bhi tumhain madad ki zaroorat hoo sirf kisi policeman ko kehna
Now the sergent felt special wo bola
Haan bolo kia help chaheye ?
Phatima boli :
Meri naak saaf kardain our shoes ke laces baandh dain
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Oh September ka Shuja digest aagaya? :P
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EMM ek playgroup ki teacher thi, chutti ke time wo sab bachoon ko ek ek karkey shoes pehna kar laces ban kar kar ke thak chuki, jab wo Qasim ko shoe pehna chuki tu wo sharmatey howey bola :
'Miss, ye shoes merey nahi hian '
EMM ne laces khol ke shoes utarey dosrey shoes dhoondna shoro keye tab qasim bola :
*'Miss ye shoes merey bhai ke hain, mama ne kaha tha ke aj main pehn jao ' *
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Wiseguy : jab tak merey leye adult jokes wala forum nahi baney ga mian aisey hi torture karoonga 
abhi 20, 25 mazeed jokes likhoonga phir sab mujhsey maafi mangain gey ke bas kardo bas
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Ravage parh likh kar ek university main professor lag gaya, ek din student ko koi baat samjhaney ke leye bola,
.. dekho khoon jism main har waqt gardish kar raha hoota hai... agar main sar ke bal khara hoo jaoon tu khoon merey sar main jama ho jaye ga jis ki waja se mera chehra laal ho jaye ga ! Ab aap log bataye ke jab main seedha khara hota hoon tu khoon merey pairoon main jama keyoon nahi hota ??
Sar Aapkey pair khaali nahi hain na , is leye ...
Ek student bola
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^ :k:
This one is actullay very good though I’ve heard it.
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lolzzz
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EMM ek playgroup ki teacher thi, chutti ke time wo sab bachoon ko ek ek karkey shoes pehna kar laces ban kar kar ke thak chuki, jab wo Qasim ko shoe pehna chuki tu wo sharmatey howey bola :
'Miss, ye shoes merey nahi hian '
EMM ne laces khol ke shoes utarey dosrey shoes dhoondna shoro keye tab qasim bola :
*'Miss ye shoes merey bhai ke hain, mama ne kaha tha ke aj main pehn jao ' *
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW that is shoooo shweeeet!!
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Ravage parh likh kar ek university main professor lag gaya, ek din student ko koi baat samjhaney ke leye bola,
.. dekho khoon jism main har waqt gardish kar raha hoota hai... agar main sar ke bal khara hoo jaoon tu khoon merey sar main jama ho jaye ga jis ki waja se mera chehra laal ho jaye ga ! Ab aap log bataye ke jab main seedha khara hota hoon tu khoon merey pairoon main jama keyoon nahi hota ??
Sar Aapkey pair khaali nahi hain na , is leye ...
Ek student bola
This is sooo funny!!
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Haha
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ha Ha ha hans hans kar mere pait mein darrd ho giyaa haai.............
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Now that is what I call a joke