After the shameful defeat of Pakistani cricket team to india in Lahore, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Inzmam could not resist for too long to be in hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. he meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him
“Hi Inzmam !”
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet same again - the same woman greets him
“Hi Inzmam!”.
Inzmam comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain - the same lady catches him again and greets him
“Hi Inzmam!”.
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, “How did you recognize me?”
The lady replied - “I am Shoaib Akhtar!”
bohat he aal hai yar…dil to chah raha hai sab ki bori main band kar ke pitaai karoon 
ya phir bori main band kar ke kisi bohate motay larkay ko us par bitha doon 
